A hymn for Black Friday

This is a freaking awesome hymn text.
On Black Friday last year, I worked several hours in my retail position at an outdoor clothing store in the mall. I won’t go on except to say: it was a cultural experience. This Black Friday, I may buy a cup of coffee or watch a hockey game, but that’s about the extent of my plans. I will for certain, however, be singing the following hymn to myself.
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Hymn for Black Friday
(aka, the day after Thanksgiving, the first day of Christmas shopping)
to the tune Mendelssohn (“Hark! The Herald Angels Sing”)
(1) Early on a Friday morn,
anxious drivers blow their horns.
Swiftly to the mall they race,
praying for a parking place.
Humming carols of the season,
spending with no rhyme or reason.
Checking, savings overdrawn,
all before the light of dawn.
Save a dollar! Save a dime!
Happy, happy shopping-time!
(2) Bargain hunters stalk their prey
all across the U.S.A.
Checkout lines around the block,
just like back at Plymouth Rock.
Stuffed with turkey, pie, and gravy,
they maneuver like a navy,
stacking high their shopping carts,
maxing out their credit cards.
Save a fortune! Save yourselves!
Stuff is flying off the shelves.
(3) Prophets have foretold the day
all of this will pass away:
parking places gone to seed,
escalators clogged with weeds;
Nordstroms, Saks, and Nieman Marcus
empty as a turkey carcass;
heaven’s children at the feast
where the greatest serve the least.
Savior, save a place for me,
where the best of gifts are free.
David Gambrell, 2007
David Gambrell is associate for worship in the Office of Theology and Worship of the Presbyterian Church (U.S.A.) and a candidate for the Ph.D. in liturgical studies at Garrett-Evangelical Theological Seminary. Check out the new Theology and Worship blog: http://presbyterian.typepad.com/faith/
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The Shared Culture of Homophobia and Its Modern Consequences
I’ve written often on culture, social media, and the consequences of both (e.g. Anti-bullying: There’s an app for that & Facebook Rules for Pastors and How Twitter Makes me a Better Pastor at WorkingPreacher.org). Well today I’m featuring a guest post written for A Wee Blether by Andrew Hall that explores what happens when social media and homophobia combine.
by Andrew Hall
Andrew Hall is a guest blogger for My Dog Ate My Blog and a writer on Online Degree for Guide to Online Schools.
Either I don’t understand Little Rock, Arkansas, or Clint McCance doesn’t understand how the internet works. In the wake of many national news stories about gay teenagers having killed themselves as a consequence of bullying and harassment, McCance, a Little Rock school board representative, used Facebook to single-handedly end his time on the school board.
To do so, he responded to a call to wear purple in support of LGBT by writing back “Seriously they want me to wear purple because five queers killed themselves. The only way im wearin it for them is if they all commit suicide. I cant believe the people of this world have gotten this stupid. We are honoring the fact that they sinned and killed thereselves because of their sin. REALLY PEOPLE,” then followed this with another rant explaining that he liked how homosexuals “often give each other aids and die,” then followed this with yet another that explains how he would “disown [his] kids [if] they were gay [… I would] absolutely run them off. My kids will have solid christian beliefs.” In addition to espousing blatantly homophobic language, McCance also demonstrates his basic inability to write functionally in the English language, not at all befitting someone intended to represent educational institutions in any school system that predominantly works in English.
McCance’s comments are somewhat unbelievable. It’s hard to imagine that someone in 2010 would truly not understand the implications for one’s career in posting something of this sort on Facebook, where both personal and professional acquaintances (and their friends) can easily see it, take screenshots of it, share it with one’s employers, the national media, and anyone and everyone else who might want to use it as an opportunity to try to end McCance’s career. If you truly must, however, you can account this to a generational gap, and McCance’s misguided belief that his comments wouldn’t easily find an audience ready to jump on them being a consequence of his not having grown up with an online public social life.
What that reading doesn’t account for, however, is the fact that McCance exists, or believes he exists, in a culture in which comments that heavily use negative epithets to refer to homosexuals are completely and totally acceptable when said not by professional bigots, but by people who supposedly have the interests of a city’s very young people at heart. That McCance was willing to post his multipart rant at all is indicative of the fact that he believed that there was no problem at all with what he was saying (especially given that the horrifically bad writing indicates that he didn’t take a minute to edit it), and this is a clear consequence of a culture of long-established homophobia in McCance’s world, possibly in Little Rock, and elsewhere.
This is a clear case of social networking revealing someone’s worst qualities as a human being (and being done in professionally by it). This does not, unfortunately, get us closer to resolving the issues at its center.
Andrew Hall is a guest blogger for My Dog Ate My Blog and a writer on Online Degree for Guide to Online Schools.The image is by Laura.
Pastors and the word “my”

also posted at the CENTURY Blog
Recently a fellow pastor closed a conversation by saying, “I’ll get my secretary to send you that document from my Christian Education committee.”
I bit my tongue. I wanted to say, “Wow, I didn’t know it was legal in Minnesota to own even one person, let alone a whole committee!”
Ownership language employed by pastors is a pet peeve of mine. Using the pronoun “my” to refer to employees, committees, pulpits, choirs, communion tables–really anything other than actual personal property– sets my teeth on edge. Whatever the speaker’s intent, I hear misplaced priorities and dangerous assumptions.
Overuse of the pastoral “my” identifies the church as overly pastor-centered. If the pastor owns the committees and sanctuary and other employees, the implicit message to others is one of arrogance, control and a lack of welcome. Such language also undercuts the empowerment of the congregation to take ownership of its ministry. If church members hear the pastor referring to things as his or hers, they have less incentive to take responsibility themselves.
Most of all, using such language is just plain bad theology. No person is owned by another, and no committee or choir is the pastor’s alone. Instead, the whole church shares the work of the whole church. Using “my” language is theologically lazy and totally misleading. When the pastor leaves, the work will go on–it’s not for or owned by the pastor. It’s to the glory of God.
With this in mind, I tend to avoid even the phrase “my congregation” in favor of “our congregation.” I hope this communicates that the church is owned by no one person, and certainly not by me. Yes, many people refer to a church as “my church,” and I know what they mean. That’s okay–especially for folks who aren’t the pastor.
Ultimately, however, it’s important to remember that the church and everything and everyone in it belong to God.






